10. Britney Spears - "PS - Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!" 9. Rihanna - "Justin Bieber just flashed me his abs in the middle of a restaurant! Wow! He actually had a lil 6 pack! Sexy, lol! #Beliebersplzdontkillme." 8. Kanye West - "I'm sorry Taylor." 7. Lady GaGa - "I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track, baby. I was Born This Way." 6. Joe Jonas - "I cry because I love Justin Bieber!!!" 5. Al-Qaeda - "Just noticed Twitter keeps prompting me to 'Add a location to your tweets'. Not falling for that one." 4. Justin Bieber - "Te quiero mucho mi amor." 3. Lil Wayne - "Aaaaaaahhhhhhmmmmm baaaaakkkkkkkkkk!" 2. Drake - "We always ignore the ones who adore us, and adore the ones who ignore us." 1. Stephen Colbert - "In honor of oil-soaked birds, 'tweets' are now 'gurgles'."